Thanks To The Good Witches

Thanks to the Good Witches

I'm too old to believe in fairy tales

Love hasn't worked out too well

I once had a prince to lift my veil

But with a magic spell

it all disappeared-my love has sailed-

With that magic wand I could have changed a whole lot

Now look at what I've got

{Chorus}

No Fairy Tale

Or Prince to lift my veil

Oh well, oh well.

Right now I just wanna--

Wanna ride my white horse into the sun

And rejoice in how far I've come

Rags to riches

Thanks to the good witches

No strings to tie me down

Or worried frowns

No more wedding gowns

No fairy tale

Oh well, oh well, oh well

My Prince ran off with Cinderella

And left alone was her other fella

Cinderella off with her prince

We haven't seen them since

Riding off into the sunset

Who could ever forget

That beautiful romance

That started with a single dance

Where's my fairy tale?

Where's that prince with the dark eyes

And a smile that shines

Where's my prince to ride me off into the sunset?

Fairy tales aren't for me

There isn't a prince beyond that hill

Or anywhere I can see

After my book closed I was left to foot the bill

{Chorus} No Fairy Tale

Or Prince to lift my veil

Oh well, oh well.

Right now I just wanna--

Wanna ride my white horse into the sun

And rejoice in how far I've come

Rags to riches

Thanks to the good witches

No strings to tie me down

Or worried frowns

No more wedding gowns

No fairy tale

Oh well, oh well, oh well

Rags to riches

Thanks to the good witches

Here's to you

Raise your wands and do what you do

Rags to riches

Thanks to the dumb bitches

That broke my heart

And tore me apart

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.